DL: Welcome everyone! It's another month of ICW action here in Canada! Welcome to ICW Fearless! I'm David Love alongside Rick Daniels, and we have a total of five matches tonight, plus a return from Dark Rider!
RD: Yeah, and guess what Love? We're going to open the show with a title match!
ICW World Tag Team Championship
We immediately open the show with this tag team match. First, "Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin hits and C4 comes out to boos from the crowd. He ignores
them and points behind him, and a large man steps onto the ramp from the back. He has an executioner style hood on to mask his identity and he starts walking to
the ring.
Chris Care & Dark Lord Mantys(c) vs C4 & The Man In Black
Kelly: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the ICW World Tag Team Championship! Introducing first the challengers, C4 and The Man In Black!
RD: Can we please stop calling him The Man In Black?
DL: Well he hasn't exactly revealed his identity yet, what else do we call him?
C4 stands in front of the big man, and they do a kind of big man/small man tag team pose complete with their own pyro in the background. They await their opponents, and do not have to wait long as "Know Your Enemy" by Rage Against The Machine hits and the team of Care and Mantys walk out to a surprising amount of cheers from the crowd.
Kelly: And their opponents, they are the ICW World Tag Team Champions, the team of Chris Care & Dark Lord Mantys, Evil Elemental, Inc!
RD: I think Care and Mantys were taken aback by that reaction!
DL: They must really not like C4 or maybe Canada just loves Care and Mantys! RD: Well everyone should love them, but they sure didn't get this reaction in the States last month.
Care and Mantys ignore the crowd regardless of the reaction and focus on their opponents. They climb into the ring and hand over their tag team belts. The referee holds them up to let the crowd know they are indeed on the line. The bell rings and Care starts with C4.
DL: Care will be starting with C4 here. It doesnt' look like his mystery partner is going to reveal himself yet.
RD: I say it's Dark Rider. He is coming back to ICW tonight, and he has aligned with C4 in the past.
DL: The guy certainly is big enough. He's keeping that hood on though so we probably won't know who it is.
RD: I don't care, I still pick Care and Mantys to win this anyway. They beat Judgement last month, and now they're going to add C4 and this big man in black guy to the list.
Care and C4 stare down each other before locking up. Instead of locking up C4 slaps Care in a show of disrespect. Care retaliates with a punch to the face and the match has started. Care backs Care into the corner with punches, but C4 fights out with chops and puts Care into the corner. They fight back and forth with punches, chops and kicks. C4 whips Care into his own corner. He tags in the Man In Black.
DL: And now we'll see how this mystery partner shapes up.
RD: Well he has to be decent if C4 chose him as a partner right?
MIB comes in and measures Care before slamming an elbow into the side of his head. He hits two more elboe shots and then pushes a staggering Care back into the corner, and begins choking him with an elevated boot to the throat. The referee gives him a count of five to back off and he does, then tags C4 back in.
DL: They are making sure to keep a fresh man in at all times, good teamwork.
RD: Yeah but it was very limited offense from the man in black.
C4 whips Care into the ropes and then turns around and quickly jumps backwards with a Maylay kick. He covers, 1...2...it only gets 2. C4 calmly picks Care back up and starts towards his corner, but Care grabs him around the waist and drops him with a back suplex. He picks himself up and drags C4 to his corner, then tags in Mantys.
DL: Nice move from Care, effectively preventing the tag and hurting C4 in the process.
RD: Now we got Mantys in, who should rough C4 up quite a bit.
Mantys delivers a butterfly suplex on C4 and covers. 1...2...no C4 kicks out again. Mantys calmly picks C4 back up and tosses him into the corner. He delivers some shoulder thrusts and then whips C4 to the opposite corner and charges in with a corner splash. C4 stumbles out and Mantys grabs him with a release northern lights suplex. He pulls C4 away from the ropes and pins him 1...2....this time MIB has come in and broken the count. Mantys takes a cheap shot at MIB which causes him to try and interfere some more. As MIB is distracting the referee, Mantys drags C4 to the champions' corner and Care holds him while Mantys stomps away.
DL: Even if it is illegal, one should appreciate the tag team efforts of Evil Elemental, Inc, here.
RD: No doubt. Care and Mantys have tagged together so many times they're like a well-oiled machine in there.
When the referee turns around Care lets go and Mantys tags him in. Mantys has until the count of five to get out so he settles for kicking C4 right in the ribs before leaving. Care delivers a few knees of his own before delivering two kicks in the corner, then climbing up on the second rope and jumping off with another kick to C4's head. C4 falls down and Care covers. 1...2...C4 grabs the bottom rope. Care pulls him away and covers again 1...2....no C4 rolls the shoulder up. Care covers a third time..1.....2...C4 kicks out. DL: Care's starting to get frustrated, although I can't see why they pretty much have C4 where they want him.
RD: That's true. Maybe Care just wants to pin C4 and get the hell out of Canada. Can't say I blame him, Canada sucks.
Care stands up and tags in Mantys. Mantys comes in and grabs C4 who tried to get away during the tag. He grabs the leg but C4 hits an enziguri. Mantys staggers backwards and C4 makes the tag to MIB who immediately comes in and boots Mantys in the face. He then moves over and elbows Care off of the apron for good measure. Mantys quickly gets a chop block in bringing the MIB down to a knee. He then puts on a sleeper then shouts out to the crowd that he's gonna reveal MIB.
DL: And now we're going to see who he is, apparantly!
RD: About time, Go Mantys!
Mantys grabs the hood and starts to pull but C4 stops it by grabbing Mantys for a German suplex. Mantys with a mule kick, undetected by the referee that hits C4 with a low blow. C4 falls backward and Mantys removes the hood. DL: WHAT THE HELL!?
RD: Who let HIM in?
DL: IT's WOLF! WOLF IS C4'S TAG TEAM PARTNER!
RD: That bastard! Both of them!
Mantys shock over who it is distracts him long enough for C4 to turn him around and kick him. Wolf stands back up and holds his arms in the air as C4 delivers the Iconoclasm. The crowd is going ballistic now. C4 motions towards Care and goes to get him as Wolf grabs Mantys for a Powerbomb. Suddenly, Wolf shoves Mantys aside and looks towards the entrance ramp.
DL: Here comes Joe Cool! I knew he wouldn't let this go down!
RD: I bet he throws the entire match out!
Joe jumps onto the apron and tries to enter the ring, but the referee, still trying to do his job stops him. Joe starts argueing with the referee. Wolf comes over and gets involved. Meanwhile, with the referee and Wolf distracted, C4 and Care are brawling outside. C4 throws Care into the timekeeper's table. He reaches over to grab him but Care grabs his half of the tag titles and hits C4 in the head with it. C4 goes down on the outside.
DL: Care with a belt shot! I can't say I condone it, but I can't say I don't like it either!
RD: That's what he gets!
Joe sees the belt shot and also sees Mantys getting up and so he drops off of the apron. Wolf turns around and Mantys grabs him and holds him, and Care dives off of the top rope with the CHARIOT DRIVE! Wolf goes down! 1......2......3!!! Care and Mantys retain the titles!
DL: And it looks like Care and Mantys will go on to stay tag champions. It was clean too, it was a spear on Wolf that won the match.
RD: I didn't see anything else.
Joe enters the ring and Wolf is starting to get up. C4 is in as well, holding his head. C4 shouts obscenities at Joe, who shrugs. The camera picks up him saying, "You brought Wolf in, so I saw a clean pin." C4 curses at Joe and goes to strike him, but Joe blocks it and hits one of his own. He turns around but isn't quick enough and Wolf drops him with a boot to the face. C4 picks up Joe and signals for the Iconoclasm. But they are unable to do anything as TY MASSACRE makes his return to ICW!
DL: TY is back! He was supposed to be here last month but couldn't due to personal issues, and he's here to help Joe from the looks of things!
Ty enters the ring to save his friend Joe and he attacks both Wolf and C4. They quickly leave the ring as Joe is helped up by Ty, as we go to the back. The camera backstage shows Judgement sitting alone, staring at his Kanich mask. Suddenly Rick Havoc walks up. Rick Havoc: So, it's Judgement. Big bad Judgement. You know we've never fought before.
Judgement ignores him.
Rick Havoc: Oh I'm sorry, is it Kanich now? Look, either way you don't belong in this Hardcore title match. Last month was me and Sinister fighting for the Hardcore title. This is my rematch, and you just come in to ruin it? What have you done? Doesn't matter. I'm going to still become the new Hardcore champion after tonight, and I think I'll go through you first, like right now!
Havoc slaps Judgement in the face. Judgement stands up and locks Havoc in a double handed choke. He then proceeds to throw Havoc into the wall. They begin to brawl until they make their away to the security guard's station. Havoc tries to get an upper hand but Judgement throws him through the guard's station window! Havoc lies inside of the booth a bloody heap and Judgement picks up his mask and walks off.
RD: Did you see that?! Judgement just took out Rick Havoc!
DL: If anything I'd say that Havoc won't be able to compete tonight, and it looks like Judgement has reverted back to that Kanich persona.
RD: I hope Sinister knows what he got himself into.
Three-Way Dance
Phisch vs AOD vs Kid Crow
DL: Well it’s time for our three way match.
RD: AOD and Kid Crow are already in the ring warming up and awaiting Phisch.
The lights flicker and the pyro’s go off as Phisch comes running toward the ring! He slides in and then double clothelines AOD and Kid Crow. Both men get up and Phisch tries to fight them off but they over power him. AOD swings him toward the corner as Phisch connects big with the turnbuckle. Kid Crow points at Phisch and AOD nods his head.
DL: What could they be thinking of here?
RD: Who knows?
AOD swings Kid Crow toward Phisch but Phisch moves out of the way, as Phisch runs off the ropes, and connects with a flying swinging DDT! He goes for the cover as the referee slides in 1….2….3! Kid CROW has been eliminated by Phsich!
DL: Haha look AOD is just watching in the corner.
RD: He used KID CROW! What a genius!
AOD moves over and drops a huge leg drop on Phisch! He goes for the pin but only gets a one count as Phisch gets out. AOD picks up Phisch by the hair and whips him across the ring. Phisch bounces off as AOD picks him up and slams him down for the huge spinebuster. He goes for the cover again 1….2…1/3! Phisch kicks out again! RD: Damn AOD is trying to destroy this kid…
DL: Yeah, he sure is taking it to him.
AOD argues with the referee, as Phisch rises to his feet. AOD turns around and gets a drop kick for his troubles. AOD gets back up, and Phisch swings him into the post in between the turnbuckle. AOD backs out holding his shoulder, as Phisch connects with a DDT. He signals to the crowd and points to the turnbuckle.
DL: I think Phisch is calling for the Flop…
RD: Yup, sure does look like it.
Phisch moves and jumps up to the top turnbuckle, and points at AOD. He goes up and flies and connects on his way down with the Phisch FLOP! The referee slides down for the count as Phisch recovers. 1….2…..3! Phisch has won the match as the referee raises his hand in victory! DL: What a match…
RD: Yup, what a showing by Phisch, nice match indeed, let’s move on folks.
Danger vs The Avenger DL: Our next match is going to be the Avenger against Danger.
RD: Well let’s get to the match as our first wrestler makes his way to the ring now!
"Courage," by Alient Ant Farm hits the PA System and The Avenger makes his way to the ring. The fans cheer as he hypes up the crowd. He moves down the ramp and high fives all the fans, and then goes ringside and takes off the plastic mask that’s over his regular mask and gives it to a child at ringside. He gives the child a thumbs up and then slides in the ring, takes off his cape and waits for his opponent.
Kelly: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he is ICW's One True Superhero, THE AVENGER!
DL: And here comes The Avenger, it's his second match back in ICW. Last time he fought was at The Rebirth, against Kris Rayne and he won!
RD: Don't remind me about that, Avenger is an idiot.
"Danger is Go," by Powerman 5000 blares throughout the arena as Danger comes out from behind the titantron. The fans cheer for him as well as he makes his into the ring. Both men acknowledge one another and they begin to move in at the center of the ring. DL: Here we go……
Danger and Avenger are in the ring ready to square off when the referee checks on them to see if they are carrying or have anything illegal on them. Both are clean and the bell is rung. Avenger takes his time getting into it as Danger starts circling him really focused. He runs at Avenger, knocking him down to the mat. Danger picks up Avenger and holds him against the turnbuckle and starts chopping his chest. He goes for a big elbow, but Avenger ducks and tackles Danger to the ground. He starts clubbing away and drops a quick elbow. Avenger then bounces back off the ropes and does a mat version of a splash. Quick pin …1…2…Kick out by Danger. Danger rolls out of the road and helps himself up via the ropes, but receives a knee to the side and goes down again. He tries to get up, but Avenger has him isolated.
DL: What an intense start to this match. I thought Avenger was more of a lover than a fighter?
RD: I don't even want to know how you could make that assumption, Love.
He picks up Danger and tosses him outside, ignoring the count from the referee. He picks up Danger and tries to ram his head into the barricade, but Danger reverses it and slams Avenger’s head into the barricade! He tosses him over the edge and hops into the crowd. Danger picks up Avenger and gives him a suplex on to the BARRICADE!!! Both men are down and the count is up to 6 already. Danger gets up and crawls over the barricade and takes his time getting into the ring. He rolls back out and walks over to Avenger. He picks him up and takes him to the ring. He pushes him under the ropes and climbs in the ring himself.
DL: Looks like things have turned on Avenger.
RD: That’s what he gets for thinking he’s a powerful superhero!
Both men take their time in getting up with Danger getting the better, and shoving Avenger away. Danger goes for a quick clothesline, but misses and turns around copping a big boot from Avenger! He goes for another quick pin …1…2…NO! This time it’s only a quick two count before Danger kicks out again. Avenger picks him up and leans him against a turnbuckle, chopping, but not before Danger tries to fight back adding chops of his own. This goes on for quite some time until Avenger pushes Danger away and catches a breather… He turns around again and cops a flying clothesline! Danger hooks the leg for the first time in the match …1…2…Shoulder up from Avenger!
DL: Very intense Rick..
RD: Yes it is, and I’m lovin’ it!
He slumps his arms to his knees and looks at the ref questioning the speed of the count. The ref assures him it was definitely only a two count. Danger gets up and waits for Avenger to get up, while he rests against the ropes. Avenger however comes charging at Danger, and throws himself at him as Danger bounces off the turnbuckle, and falls to the mat.
RD: This could be it!
DL: Avenger’s going to fly!
The Avenger heads to the top rope and awaits for Danger to rise. Danger slowly begins to move up, as AVENGER comes flying! He comes down with the crossbody, and connects! He bounces off of Danger, but quickly moves back in to cover him 1….2…3/4! DANGER KICKS OUT! The Avenger can’t believe it and is questioning the referee about his counting technique.
RD: Avenger is furious in that ring!
DL: He is screaming at the referee ain’t he?
RD: Well wouldn’t you?
Danger is getting up now, as Avenger is still arguing with the referee. Avenger turns around as DANGER kicks him in the midsection and connects with the VOODOO DRIVER! The referee slides down for the count as Danger covers Avenger 1….2….3! It’s over DANGER has won the match!
RD: What a great match!
DL: Avenger could of used his superhero powers to see that one coming!
RD: He’s not a real superhero, what don’t you get about that Love?
Danger is in the ring as the referee raises his hand in victory. Avenger looks at disgust and then makes his way into the back while Danger celebrates the victory with the crowd. After a brief commercial advertising next month's pay per view, the camera goes down to the ring to see the ring announcer Kelly standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone.
DL: Kelly is standing in the middle of the ring awaiting the arrival of Dark Rider for a special interview.
RD: This should be interesting...
The camera goes back to Kelly who pulls the microphone up to her mouth. The spotlight shines on her.
Kelly: My guest this evening for this interview is noneother than the returning..
"Biggest and the Best" by Clawfinger blares through the speakers and GI walks out on stage with a microphone. The fans begin to cheer but GI cuts them off.
GI: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold it!
Kelly: Excuse me?
GI begins to walk down to the ring. He walks up the steps and steps in through the middle rope wearing a black suit, with his hair slicked back in a ponytail. He walks into the middle of the ring and faces Kelly.
GI: Why the hell is everyone talking about Dark Rider's return? He was only gone for one freakin show! People should be paying more attention to me and enjoying the accomplishments that I have allowed everyone to witness.
Kelly: I'm about to conduct an interview...
GI: Your getting out of the ring is what you are going to do...im taking over.
Kelly walks over to the ropes and begins to climb out, GI walks over and pushes her butt with his foot and she stumbles to the floor...the audience begins to boo.
GI: Oh boo-who. Like you all care...you should be happy at that, her skirt came up a little.
RD: I liked it...
GI: For the past two weeks all I have heard about was Dark Rider. "Oh my god! Dark Rider is coming back. That entire three weeks he was gone I was so worried." Why does he deserve any recognition? Huh? Everyone should be talking about my achievements! Im not on the card for this month and everyone forgets about me! Do you want to know why I didn't have a match this month? I was planning on facing Reaper, but he declined the challenge and ran off. Reaper was afriad of me!
The audience gives mixed reactions to that comment.
GI: All during that last show I was talking about wanting to fight Reaper. He never acknowledged it, except during the match with AOD when he tried to commit a cowardly attack. He was so afraid to fight me that he tried to take me out. Thanks to me, Reaper is gone. I ran Reaper out of ICW! Not Joe, not C4, ME! It was all me! But no one wants to talk about that they want to have wet dreams about Dark Rider.
DL: I dont know what GI is talking about. If anyone ran Reaper off it was C4.
RD: Well Reaper did leave after GI challenged him.....put two and two together Love.
GI: I was thinking in the back, since Reaper doesn't want to face me... how about the returning man himself, Dark Rider.
The fans give a cheer to the mention of that match. GI: Oh yeah you would all love to see that wouldn't you. You would all love to see my get screwed over by Dark Rider again wouldn't you!
DL: What is he talking about?
GI: Oh don't you all sit there acting stupid...oh wait I forgot, this isnt an act.
The audience boos.
GI: Wow, I get heat even for a lame joke like that. You people are so predictable is pathetic. Since you all "can't remember" what im talking about, I have prepared some footage...roll the damn footage all ready...
Some footage rolls of a match from two years ago between GI and C4 that was a deathmatch for GI's Hardcore Championship. GI has just layed both himself and C4 out and the referee is adminstrating the count. Neither men are moving at the count of seven. Suddenly Dark Rider comes running down to the ring. GI is stirring and Dark Rider runs in and picks up C4 at the very last second giving him the victory and GI's Hardcore Championship. The camera goes back to GI who is laying down on the top rope. He beings to clap.
GI: What a great partnership they made to screw me over. Dark Rider, I know you are here because I interrupted your segment. Im making the challenge. At ICW Cruel Intentions, next month, I am challenging you Dark Rider, to a steel cage match!
The fans begin to cheer. GI: Shut up, I wasnt finished...the reason behind me wanting a cage match is so your buddy C4 can't "repay the favor" and cost me the match like you did with him. So Dark Rider, since you ar......
GI gets cut off when the lights dim and "Bury You" by Lollipop Lust Kill comes over the speakers and Dark Rider steps out onto the ramp, getting some pops considering he is coming out to shut GI up. He walks down to the ring and steps in through the ropes and GI backs up to the otherside. Dark Rider grabs a microphone...
GI: Are going to answer my challenge or are you going to stand there and goggle over how good I look in this suit?
Dark Rider: You want an answer?
Dark Rider looks at the crowd for a moment and then turns around and punches GI in the face. GI falls to the ground. He stands back up and pushes Dark Rider into the cornor and punches him a few times, Dark Rider fights back and goes for a big punch but GI ducks it and grabs Rider for the Lethal Dosage, a smirk comes across his face but then into pain when Dark Rider kicks GI hard in the stomach to break the hold. While GI is bent over Rider picks him up for the Deathride but GI slides out of it over the ropes to the floor. He quickly gets up and jumps over the railing and begins to walk backward through the crowd shaking his head. The crowd begins to boo but GI ignores and leaves, pushing people out of the way as he does. Dark Rider stands in the ring a bit, yelling at GI as he goes.
DL: Well I think that answered his challenge.
RD: I dont know what has come over GI, but I like it.
DL: Let's go backstage now where our new interview Daniel Smith is standing by with our president, Joe Cool.
DS: Thank David. I'm here with Joe Cool who wanted this time to...
JC: I'm not in a very good mood tonight Danny so how about you just shut up. C4! You still think you can control my company. You think you're above the law. You lose the tag team titles, and bring WOLF into my company, well there's only one way to solve that. Next month, I'm throwing you into the World title match. You, Chris Care and my opponent tonight, The Massicrist. How does that solve anything? Well C4, That's just to keep you occupied. See I'll get to you at a later point. I know with both Care and Massi also going for a title they've never held you won't stand a chance so that keeps me happy. I want to talk about Wolf. Wolf, there's going to be another match next month, and it's going to be your last ICW match ever. You see we're going to have ourselves a ladder match. Joe Cool vs Wolf. Hanging from the ladder will be a contract that says Wolf will be a member of ICW's roster and can compete here just like anyone else. If you can climb the ladder and get the contract, then I'll let you become a member of the roster. However, that's not going to happen, because I'm going to grab that contract, and you Wolf, will never be seen in ICW again.
DS: What about your match coming up next with the Massicrist?
JC: What about it? I'm going to do what I said I was going to do. Tear Massi apart. He's never going to know what hit him and he's going to end up just like his brother Greg. But hey, I'm not telling you anything, that you don't already know.
Steel Cage BTW Grudge Match
The Massicrist vs Joe Cool
Kelly: This match is a Big Time Wrestling Grudge Match, which will take place inside a STEEL CAGE! It is scheduled for one fall! Escaping from the cage does not
earn you the win. Introducing first…
"Wake Up" by Rage Against the Machine blares over the speakers as The Massicrist begins walking down the ramp to a chorus of boos! Greg is not with him due to the injury he suffered at the hands of Joe Cool.
Kelly: From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at two hundred and seventy-five pounds… THE MASSICRIST!
DL: There he is, he’s got a lot to prove tonight with this being his first match in about three years!
RD: He’s not the only one with something to prove! Sure, Massi has to show that he’s still got it. But Joe has to prove he can BEAT the Massicrist! Joe has no wins and three losses to that man!
DL: But to be fair, Massicrist has only pinned Joe in one of those matches. This is only their second one on one match!
Massicrist climbs into the ring, which we can see is now surrounded by the steel cage. He cracks his neck a couple times while awaiting Joe Cool.
Kelly: And his opponent…
"The Man without Fear" by Drowning Pool and Rob Zombie hits the speakers and the crowd absolutely erupts as Joe Cool runs down the aisle.
Kelly: From East Rutherford, New Jersey, weighing in at two hundred seventy pounds… JOE COOL!
Joe wastes no time at all as he climbs into the ring with Massicrist waiting for him.
DL: No more waiting around, here we go!
Joe enters the ring and Massi immediately charges him as the cage door is shut from the outside. Massi goes for a quick clothesline but Joe ducks it. Massi turns around and receives a flurry of right hands from Joe, backing Massi into a corner. Joe climbs up to the second turnbuckle and begins punching as the crowd counts along. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!
DL: Joe Cool is simply pummeling the Massicrist with those right hands!
RD: He is, but I wouldn’t try to match power with the Massicrist. There’s no way Joe can keep this up!
Joe climbs down from the turnbuckle and he whips Massi into the opposite turnbuckle. Massi hits the corner and gets little time to catch his breath as Joe comes running in and hits a corner splash! Massi stumbles out of the corner as Joe perches himself up on the second turnbuckle. Joe jumps off and catches Massi with a bulldog! Joe flips him over and tries an early cover. 1…2… kick out.
DL: I know it’s early, but this is a lot more offence than I expected Joe to get in here in the early goings! Joe has the edge on Massi when it comes to endurance, so I expected Massi to control things at the start, with Joe trying to tire Massi out. But that’s not the case, which isn’t a good sign for Massi.
Massi tries to get up but Joe is up first and goes straight for Massi’s left leg. Joe drops an elbow on Massi’s knee. He gets right back up and goes to the other side of the same leg and repeatedly drives his own knee into Massi’s knee as Massi screams out in agony! Massi tries to grab his knee when Joe lets up, but Joe just grabs his foot and drags him over to the ropes. Joe puts Massi’s foot on the bottom rope and pins it there with his own foot. Joe then jumps up and comes crashing down, sitting on Massi’s knee. Massi lets out a scream as he tries to move away, but Joe’s pinned his foot down against the rope again and does the same thing he did before, jumping and sitting out on Massi’s knee.
RD: I don’t like the way this is going at all!
DL: I do.
RD: Take the man’s legs out and you take a lot of power away from the Massicrist! He’ll have to resort to technical wrestling, which he’s better at than most people give him credit for. But he’s not better than Joe Cool in that category.
Joe let’s go and Massi moves away from the ropes. He pushes himself up slightly, but puts no pressure on his left knee while doing so. Joe isn’t about to let him up fully though. Joe comes up behind him and grabs his left leg, lifting it in the air. Joe lifts his own leg over top of Massi’s and drops to the ground, forcing Massi down with him. Joe then applies an STF submission hold, puting a lot of pressure on Massi’s knee and pulling back hard on his chin as well.
DL: You know he’s preparing for The Beginning of the End. If Joe keeps working his knee like he has been, he’ll have to tap out, anyone would!
RD: I hate to say it, but you’re right.
Joe still has the hold locked in as the ref is checking on Massi for a submission. While he isn’t tapping out, he isn’t getting anywhere either. Joe finally releases the hold and raises his arms to soak in some cheers. Massi slowly crawls over to the ropes and uses them for assistance to bring himself up to his feet. Joe makes his way over to Massi but Massi hits him in the face with a hard right hand. He starts laying into him as Joe backs up into the center of the ring. Then, with as much force as he can, he takes a huge swing at Joe, but Joe ducks another on from Massi and now finds himself off to Massi’s side. Joe bends over and grabs Massi, lifting him up in the torture rack position, and then sits out, delivering a modified back breaker to the Massicrist, better known as the Jersey Driver!
DL: JERSEY DRIVER! JERSERY DRIVER!
RD: Joe debuted one of his new finishers!
Joe stands up and looks at Massi who isn’t getting up, only moving a little bit after the move. Joe raises one arm and starts nodding his head as the fans begin to stand, knowing what’s about to come. DL: And now he’s calling for Solitaire Unraveling I think! This match could be over.
RD: Judging by the effort Massicrist has put in, I’d say you’re right. This might be THE WORST comeback of all time!
DL: He was one of the best at one point, but you could be right. Joe Cool has destroyed him thus far.
Joe grabs Massi by the head and lifts him up, making him stand up as Massi limps on his left leg. Joe lifts him up into a fireman’s carry position over his shoulders, but Massi slides down the back and hits a neckbreaker! Neither man gets up immediately.
RD: We may have spoke too soon, but Joe’s getting up quicker than Massi. He’s only delaying things at this point.
Joe does get to his feet first, with Massi getting up a second after him. Joe tries to continue the assault, but Massi hits Joe with a back elbow to the face. After that, Massi grabs Joe and attempts a suplex. He lifts Joe up, but Joe reverses it, coming back down and using the momentum to hit a DDT, driving Massi’s head into the canvas.
DL: He just can’t get anything going! The moment it looks like he’s got something, Joe turns is back around.
RD: And it looks like Joe’s going upstairs now!
Joe is now on the top rope with Massi sprawled on the mat in front of him. Joe leaps… AND CONNECTS with a guillotine leg drop! He pins him! 1…2… 2 ½!
DL: That sure was close!
RD: Only a matter of time now.
Joe goes back to Massi’s leg now as he flips him on his stomach, lifts Massi’s leg and slams it into the mat! Joe flips Massi back onto his back and grabs his leg, but Massicrist uses both legs to push Joe into the corner. He gets up and clotheslines Joe in the corner. Massi then lifts Joe up to the top turnbuckle and climbs up with him. It looks as though Massi’s trying for a top rope superplex, but Joe punches him in the ribs a few times. Then, Joe pushes Massi off the top rope, landing flat on his back. Joe stands on the top rope to do another top rope move, but he shakes his head "no" and begins climbing the cage, much to the approval of the audience.
DL: Oh my God what is he doing?!
RD: He’s climbing the cage… what’re you blind?
DL: Well it he connects with whatever he plans to do, this match IS over!
Joe poses for the fans on top of the cage, before jumping off… FROG SPLASH OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!! Joe bounces off of Massi on impact, and is obviously quite hurt, himself. The crowd is in an absolute frenzy! Joe obviously had the wind knocked out of him after hitting the move, but he recovers and makes a pin on the motionless Massicrist. 1…2…Joe picks Massi’s head off the mat?
DL: I don’t like the looks of this at all! Just pin him, he was beat!
RD: He’s not done yet!
Joe forces Massi to his feet, but Massi surprises Joe with a small package! 1…2… kick out! Joe gets up angrily, and Massi gets up right away as well. Massi tries to kick Joe, but Joe catches his foot! Dragon Screw! Massi is holding his left knee, but soon after the move, Joe has grabbed Massi’s leg and flipped him on his stomach… THE BEGINNING OF THE END!
DL: Joe’s got that submission move locked in!!!
RD: Come on Massi! Get to the ropes!
Joe has his knee digging into Massi’s knee as he wrenches back on the leg. Massicrist screams in pain as he begins crawling towards the nearby ropes. The fans are on their feet cheering hoping to see the man tap out. After crawling further, Massi is just inches from the ropes!
DL: He better make it there, you know his knee can’t take much more of this!
Massi lunges towards the ropes, but as he does so, Joe pulls him back to the middle of the ring and re-applies the hold. Massi tries to make another move, but he’s unable to go anywhere. He taps out as the crowd goes wild. "The Man Without Fear" by Drowning Pool and Rob Zombie blares over the PA system as Joe Cool releases the hold. He raises both arms while soaking in the cheers.
DL: Well he’s done it! He’s beaten the Massicrist, whom he’s never beaten before!
RD: He didn’t just beat him though, he DISMANTLED the guy! He picked him apart and to top it all off, he made him tap out! That’s a first for the Massicrist.
Joe looks over to Massicrist who’s sitting up with his head down now. Joe walks over to him and extends his hand to him. He’s hesitant, but Massicrist takes his hand as Joe helps him limp up to one foot. They share a few words before shaking hands and leaving the ring to the applause of the fans.
DL: It’s nice to see that they both put their personal feelings aside to show that good sign of sportsmanship.
RD: Personal feelings aside? Massicrist runs over Joe Cool’s dog, so Joe beats the hell out of him, so now it’s ok?
DL: I don’t know, I guess so…
RD: And what about Massi? He got his ass whipped AND his brother Greg got his ass whipped! He didn’t avenge anything! You think HE put his personal feelings aside?
DL: …Yes?
RD: Yeah sure!
HaRdCoRe Championship
Sinister(c) vs Judgement
Kelly: The following contest is the MAIN EVENT!! It will be a Hell in the Cell match for the Hardcore Championship, introducing first, from Wodonga, Australia, he is
the Hardcore Champion, SINISTER!
"Hexagram" by the Deftones hits the speakers and Sinister walks out onto the ramp and Sinister walks out with his Hardcore Championship wrapped around his waist. He is carrying the barbwire that he used to win the Hardcore Championship with him. Sinister goes into the ring and places the barbwire in the corner.
RD: I can't believe he brought barbwire out here! Isn't there already enough sharp metal surrounding him!
Kelly: And the challenger, from Fulda, Germany, weighing in at 315 pounds, he is the self proclaimed "King of Extreme", he is Judgement!
"Another Brick in the Wall" by KoRn comes through the speakers and Judgement walks out through the ramp and down to the ring. He is wearing the Kanich mask. He walks over to the time keeper's table and grabs a few chairs and throws them on top of the cell. He looks at the cell wall and climbs walks in through the door.
DL: I think he plans on getting on top of the Cell anyway....
The referees come over with a pad lock and chain and lock the door up. Judgement gets into the ring to start the match. Sinister charges at Judgement and gets floored with a big boot. Judgement picks Sinister up and tosses him towards the ropes, Sinister rebounds and connects with a spingboard elbow. Judgement quickly sits up but gets met with a running dropkick to the face from Sinister. Judgement quickly gets up again and this time he blocks the dropkick and gets to one knee and grabs Sinister by the throat, Sinister kicks Judgement in the stomach to break the hold and drops him with a DDT. Sinister goes to the outside of the ring and goes under the apron, while he is searching Judgement gets up and climbs the toprope, Sinister comes out from the apron with a 2x4 and Judgement dives off the toprope and connects with a clothesline to Sinister who goes crashing to the floor and the 2x4 goes flying.
RD: I think Sinister smacked his head on the Cell wall when he went down.
DL: Judgement appears to have the upperhand right now.
Judgement grabs Sinister and whips him into the Cell wall. Sinister smacks the steel and slides to the floor. Judgement reaches down and grabs a hand full of hair and begins to pick him up and Sinister connects with a low blow to Judgement sending him to his knees. Sinister grabs Judgement by the throat and begins to choke him with an evil smirk on his face. Sinister picks Judgement and rams his head into the steel cage. With the mask on it barely phases him so Sinister continously rams his head into the Cage until Judgement stumbles back and leans on the apron. Sinister backs up and charges at him, with the little space inbetween the ring, Judgement manages to heave Sinister over his shoulder, Sinister grabs the ropes and flips into the ring. The crowd applaudes his acrobatic skills.
DL: Sinister managed to land on his feet and not his head.
RD: Maybe if he landed on his head it would have been more interesting.
Judgement slides into the ring and Sinister begins to start kicking Judgement hard in the head to make him stay down. Judgement keeps getting up, so Sinister climbs the top rope and quickly jumps off and connects with a leg drop to the back of the head of Judgement. Sinister climbs through the ropes and grabs the 2X4 that he had earlier and grabs his barbwire and begins to wrap it around the 2X4. Blood begins to drop from his hands as he is getting cut by the barbwire. Judgement stands up and Sinster nails Judgement in the stomach with the 2X4. The barbwire sticks to his shirt and Judgement kneels down in pain. Sinister takes 2X4 and slams it across Judgements back. Sinister drops the 2X4 and picks up Judgement. He grabs him and with an evil smirk nails The Unreal Reality on the barbwire. Sinister rolls Judgement over and goes for the pin, 1...2.., Judgement shoves Sinister off of him. There is little blood coming from the back of Judgement's head.
RD: I thought Sinister had it there...
DL: Its going to take more than that to defeat Judgement...
Sinister gets up and goes to the outside of the ring. He goes under the apron and pulls out a kendo stick. He slides into the ring and whinds him his swing waiting for Judgement to get up. Judgement slowly raises with Blood dripping down his mask. He turns around and blocks the attempted strike by Sinister. He shoves Sinister into the rope and nails him with kendo stick on the rebound. Sinister stumbles on the ropes and gets knocked over the top rope with a homerun swing from Judgement cracking the stick across Sinister's head. Sinister layes on the outside and Judgement slides under the bottom rope and grabs Sinister. He picks him up on his shoulder and rams him head first into the steel cage. He then bench presses Sinister over his shoulder and tosses him through the middle rope into the ring. Judgement climbs the turnbuckles and dives off with a big leg drop onto the prone Sinister. Judgement goes for the pin, 1..2.., Sinister kicks out.
DL: Judgement needs to stop taking it easy on Sinister if he wants to win this match...
RD: Maybe he is a has-been....
Judgement grabs Sinister and tosses him towards the ropes and connects with a big kick to the stomach. Judgement grabs Sinister and grabs him for the Final Verdict but Sinister begins to fight. While on Judgement's shoulders Sinister grabs the top of the Cell. He begins to pull himself up until Judgement can't hold on anymore, Sinster swings his legs in a pendulm motion and lets go of the cage and drops off onto Judgement's shoulders and hits a hurricanrana to a 'holy shit' chant from the audience.
DL: WOW! What a very inovative move from Sinister!
RD: Sinister is proving why he deserves that title...
Sinister goes for the pin..1...2.., Judgement kicks out. Sinister gets up with a look of frustration. He kicks Judgement in the gut and tries to pick him up for the No Life but Judgement is too much for him. Judgement raises up and backdrops Sinister over the top rope and Sinister's face smacks the cage wall to a "ohhhhh" from the crowd. Judgement goes to the outside of the ring and picks up Sinister who is now busted wide open with blood trickling from his head. Judgement whips Sinister into the steel steps sending the top layer crashing into the cell door. Judgement goes over to Sinister and picks up the steel steps. He backs up and charges towards Sinister with the steps but Sinister moves out of the way and Judgement rams the Cell door breaking the chain a little bit. Sinister charges at Judgement and hits a spear into the cell door. Sinister goes for another one but Judgement blocks it and sends Sinister head first into the door. Judgement grabs Sinister and whips him hard into the door breaking the chain sending Sinister crashing through the door and into the ring barrier.
RD: Well that didn't take very long.
Judgement grabs Sinister and picks him up on his shoulder. He goes to drop him on the barrier but Sinister pushes off the cage with his feet and swings around hitting a modified tornado DDT on the floor. Judgement lies motionless and Sinister goes for the pin. 1...2...thr....Judgement kicks out at the last moment. Sinister picks up Judgement and walks him over to the announcer's table.
RD: Ummm, Love they are comign this way...I think we better move.
DL: I was thinking the same thing...
Sinister slams Judgements head on the table and Sinister sets Judgement onto the table and Sinister turns around and begins to climb the cage...
DL: Oh my god! What the hell is Sinister thinking!
Judgement rolls off of the table and begins to climb the cage after Sinister. Sinister is at the top now and grabs a chair that Judgement threw up top. Judgement is climbing up and he is almost at the top when Sinister takes the chair and nails Judgement with the head with it as he is coming up the cage..Judgement lets go of the cage and falls backward through the announce table! A "holy shit" chant emerges from the crowd.
DL: OH MY GOD!
RD: Now where are we going to sit?!?
Sinister throws a chair off the cell down onto the fallen body of Judgement. Sinister begins to climb down the cage and is halfway from the top and the bottom when he pauses. He looks back and jumps off backwards off the cage and nails a moonsault onto Judgement, smacking the chair that was set ontop of Judgement's body. Sinister rolls off in pain holding his ribs and Judgement appears to be out cold. Sinister slowly crawls over to the prone Judgement, whos cut on his head is now wider then before and Sinister and Judgement are both bleeding heavily. Sinister gets onto Judgement and the referee runs over to make the count. 1...2...3! Sinster beat Judgement!
DL: Sinister did it! He retained the Hardcore Championship, putting his and Judgement's careers at risk!
RD: If Judgement managed to kick out of that, I would have been very afraid....
The cell lifts up and Sinister, still Hardcore Champion, goes to the back with his title clutched to his chest, helped to the back by his stablemates Chris Care & Dark Lord Mantys. Judgement stands on his own and rolls into the ring on his way to the back. He is greeted with a standing ovation by the fans who applaud his efforts tonight. He holds up an arm in acknowledgement. He turns around and is greeted by Ty Massacre! Judgement and Ty shake hands and Ty holds up Judgement's arm! Judgement nods to his tag partner, and Ty nods as well, and suddenly clotheslines Judgement to the canvas! DL: Wait, what the hell?
RD: Why did Ty do that?
Ty shouts obscenities at Judgement before going outside and grabbing a chair. Judgement, already injured and trying to stand, can do little to defend himself from the sickening chair shot that Massacre gives him. Ty places the chair on the ground and then lifts up Judgement...CANADIAN CRUCIFIX ON THE CHAIR! DL: Oh my God! Why did Ty Massacre do that?!?
RD: He just attacked Judgement for no reason at all!
DL: And we are out of time, maybe we'll get some answers at our next show! Goodnight everybody!
The show ends with a smiling Ty Massacre standing over the body of Judgement.